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Road Kill Cafe Menu


                             Road Kill Cafe
                     Given with compliments of
                   Rosies Restaurant & Lounge
                 Hwy 395 * Hermiston * 567-9865
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  ========  Welcome . . . to the adventure in dining,   ========
  ========      delights that's as old as America's        ========
  ========      love affair with the automobile!!!           ========
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             We're pleased you could join us ...
             and we're always especially appreciative
             of your contributions to our menu, either
             on your way here, or on your way home.
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            Since there is a limit to how far we can go
            to do our...uh "Shopping," you might
            consider asking the manager about opening
            your own franchise outlet.
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      MENU - ROADKILL CAFE  (You Kill It ... We Grill It!)
              "Featuring Some Of Nebraska's Finest!"
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   ( Eating food is more fun, when you know it was hit on the run. )
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    APPETIZERS:   ======  $ 2.95 ========

            *  The Chicken That Didn't Quite Cross the Road ..
                  ( Tastes Twice as Great When
                    It's Slapped On Your Plate. )
                    It's Fresh from the Street. )
            *  Cool Koala Nuggets
                  ( A tasty Treat! )
            *  Sunny Side Weasels
                  ( An early sneak preview!)
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    ENTREES, A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE:
          (It's Gotta Be Tried While It's Still In It's Hide.)

              Center Line Bovine ................ $6.95
                 "Tastes real good, straight from the hood"
              Chunk Of Skunk .................... $3.95
                 "A real stinker of a meal!"
              Road Toad Ala Mode ................ $5.65
                 "Croaked for the last Time!"
              Outta Luck Duck ................... $7.95
                 "Served with Quackers of course.."
              Swirl Of Squirrel ................. $5.55
                 "Chip n' Dale never looked so good!"
              Beep Beep Sheep ................... $7.95
                "You'll be Back for seconds!"
              Narrow Sparrow .................... $2.55
                 "A light snack for those on the run!"
              Rigor Mortis Tortise .............. $6.75
                 "Breaking the shell was never so fun!"
              Goose Still a bit Loose ........... $4.55
              Cow Le Pow ........................ $6.59
                 "For those who wonder, where's the Beef?"
              Pig Fig ........................... $2.75
                 "Special for Dieters."
              Lamb Bam Wham ..................... $4.69
                 "Hit on the Run."
              Coarse Horse ...................... $5.70
                 "Rough but Ready!"
              Crow in a Bowl .................... $3.60
                 "Tones your Bones!"
              Pheasant under Car ................ $4.60
                 "Oiled to perfection!"
              Ram n' Ham ........................ $5.80
                 "A Merge to Splurge!"
              Side Swipe Pork ................... $6.20
                 "Sides to catter to all appetites!"

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    LATE NIGHT DELIGHTS:  Served fresh each night after dark.

              Rack Of Racoon .................... $3.95
              Smear Of Deer ..................... $4.95
                  "Served French Fried Right After Dark"
              Awesome Possum .................... $1.95
              Later Gator ....................... $4.80
                  "Midnight Snack Attack"
              Rhine - o - Wine .................. $9.60
                  "Bubbly of a different sort."
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    CANINE CUISINE: You'll eat like a hog...when you taste our dog!

              Slab Of Lab ....................... $3.95
              Poodles 'N Noodles ................ $5.95
              Snippet Of Whippet ................ $4.50
              German Shepherd Pie ............... $3.95
              Round Of Hound .................... $4.25
              Bam Bam Pomeranian ................ $4.85
              Great Dane on a Lane .............. $6.85
              Cuts of Mutts ..................... $5.80
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    DESSERT ENTREE's:  These take the cake.

        - Chocolate Moose ........................... $ 3.90
              "A special Variation of a French Dessert"
        - Jello Worm ................................ $ 2.50
              "Watch em' Jiggle and Wiggle."
        - Bat-A Pastries ............................ $ 3.60
              "Winging on a delight."
        - Angel Dove Cake ........................... $ 4.60
              "Heavenly delight."
        - Gopher Puffs .............................. $ 3.80
              "FUR-fectly delicious cream puffs."
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    MEET OUR CHEF:  "Wheels" Pierre.
              Bon Appetit!...
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          Remember our Motto:
          "When You Drive With Your Brights...
           You'll Dine Better Tonight..."

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